Tourettes
Wednesday, 7th June, 2006
- Alice Normal

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Pete |
There is a guy Pete on Big Brother here, and I don’t have time to watch big brother or anything,
because I am too busy going to parties and such. I did end up watching some the other day, to
my benefit it turns out. Now this guy Pete has tourettes, and he is super lovely and it makes you
wish more people had tourettes because he is so lovely.
Anyways, I swear that he will win Big Brother and the UK will be the most tourettes tolerant
country in the world, people with tourettes should start moving here now to get in before the
tourettes property boom begins.
So coincidentally on the train the day after I accidentally watched big brother, this boy with
tourettes sat across from me on the train. Some teenagers were being awful to him and he got
quite upset, since I am such a good samaritan and as a result of my new understanding of
tourettes syndrome, I wasn’t terrified of him. I talked to him to take his mind of the terrible youths
he really was delightful company. I swear they all are.